i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
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even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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