ugly people sure do ruin things
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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