What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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