i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
