sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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