i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Randomize
