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I'm being pulled over???

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For what!?!?!

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??? I'm in a cab!!!!!

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(323): I'm being pulled over??? (520): For what!?!?! (323): ??? I'm in a cab!!!!! http://tfl.nu/d19c

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I just tipped a bartender in xanax.

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(805): I just tipped a bartender in xanax. http://tfl.nu/pn9d

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Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel

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(484): Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel http://tfl.nu/fa0o

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We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.

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(954): We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles. http://tfl.nu/w60i

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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course

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(720): At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course http://tfl.nu/67cn

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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.

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(706): This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules. http://tfl.nu/2gj5

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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.

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(406): We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class. http://tfl.nu/2kxo

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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal

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(815): No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal http://tfl.nu/8ycn

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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video

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(573): It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video http://tfl.nu/x1wo

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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.

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(281): I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add. http://tfl.nu/n27a

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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.

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(334): I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call. http://tfl.nu/huax

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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me

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(408): I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me http://tfl.nu/9m9d

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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"

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(604): Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer," http://tfl.nu/po39

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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.

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(412): You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am. http://tfl.nu/b7a5

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We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.

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(484): We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town. http://tfl.nu/27ii

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