I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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