If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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