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she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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