good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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