did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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