Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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