Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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