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(865): View more from Tennessee

Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.

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(334): View more from Alabama

just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day

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(757): View more from Virginia

He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops

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(705): View more from Ontario

in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?

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(325): View more from Texas

Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida

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