Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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