You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
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