If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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