yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
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