Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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