what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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