That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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