the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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