Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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