Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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