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• (323): View more from California

  Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.

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• (310): View more from California

  This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I

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• (347): View more from New York

  I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.

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