This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.