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• (229): View more from Georgia

  He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.

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• (714): View more from California

  considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I want her autograph on my taint

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything

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• (239): View more from Florida

  The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen

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