Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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