Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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