Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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