Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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