remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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