when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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