I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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