11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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