Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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