i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
So vagazzling was a success
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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