I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Randomize
