Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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