Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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