What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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