smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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