he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
My balls are so social today.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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