around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
