if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
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Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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