Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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