I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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