He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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