we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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