Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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