Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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