i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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