I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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