Can Purell be used as lube?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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