Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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