Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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