You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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